- Why is croup called "croup"? It sounds like an STD.
- Desitin does not taste good
- There's a reason pathologists sit alone in small rooms. Their social skills are seriously lacking.
- Why are boys so excited about running around naked?
- My daughter has lots of hair
- I think some little monster is eating all the food in the house at night. That's why I can't make dinner
- I love Hannah's preschool
- "Cancer Sucks" is not a good breast cancer motto. Seriously? How dumb
- I'm going to be running tomorrow in a race while wearing a purple shirt with a picture of toilet paper on it. I'm going to look like Barney just came out of the bathroom.
- Lady Gaga's songs make no sense
- Why does Noah eat so well for other people?
- I think the dryer ate some socks
- I think my Diet Mountain Dew had some baby backwash in it. Nasty.
- I don't like it when my patient faints on me. It's not a good time.
- I have no time to watch TV and it really doesn't bother me.
- Why can I never find a AA battery when I need one!?
- I really like the new picture of my kids that I posted on my blog but Noah looks like he has a mustache.
- I need to wipe Noah's face a little better so he doesn't look like he has a mustache
And that concludes my thoughts. I have no more.
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